Last week, Taylor Swift released her latest re-recorded album: Speak Now.
If you’re not familiar with what she does, Taylor re-records her albums and calls each song “Taylor’s version.”
And now the FBI is getting into the hype with this tweet featuring its own Speak Now version…
As you can see, their tracklist is a bit different…
People immediately commented on how weird and gritty it was.
“For what?” was the common feeling.
And “This can’t be real” was the other.
It just doesn’t make sense, as calling every “song” an “FBI version” makes it sound like they’re the ones committing the crime.
cackling about how (the FBI version) insinuates that it’s the US government that is committing all these crimes https://t.co/obLeZ6q6cY
— Kay 🧡🤍🩷 GOT TICKETS TO LONDON!!! (@taylors_daisy) July 11, 2023
“They really wrote ‘the FBI version’ next to all the crimes the FBI has committed over the years,” this person said.
From “I didn’t expect this Taylor Swift/FBI collab”…
…to “The government has to cancel my student loan debt just for showing me this.”
I can’t believe this is real.
In conclusion, you just *knew* that Taylor is issuing a cease and desist.
See you in court, darlings.
ABC